Sensing a Theme For Christmas

A's Christmas List
(dictated in a letter to Santa verbatim from the mouth of my precious two year old)

A new baby doll...a purple one, not pink.
A swimming pool. Pause. Purple please.
Cinderella Toothbrush and Snow White one too.
A purple Bow
Sparkly toes......PURPLE ones.

Art Appreciation

I kept thinking I would post this once I got the picture uploaded from my phone, but if I keep waiting it will never be posted, so here goes.

At a local Mexican restaurant with the hubby and kids. J walks away towards the restrooms and proceeds to kneel and cross himself.

Me: What are you doing?
J: I'm praying to the Virgin Mary.
Me: No, that's a picture of the Mona Lisa eating a taco.

Promise that the picture will come soon.

What comes from being Right Brained.

Me: You and your sister are such a mess!

Without missing a beat...
J: It's because we are creative.

Whose Your Master?

From March 2011

Said to me after being told what to do for the fifth time...

J: What are you, like my master?

Oh yes I am!

Mine, All Mine!

Some oldies that just didn't get posted.

From Aug 2011

In the drive thru at Sonic...

Sonic Employee: Will that be all for you?
Me: Yep
J: No! It's not all for her! Some of it is for me!

The Force

J was Luke Skywalker for Halloween this year.  Instead of saying Trick or Treat he want to say something more Luke-like.  So what did he say?

"The Force MAY be with you."

or it may not....

Disappearing Sister Trick

J was playing with a group of plastic Halloween toys on the table and not eating his dinner.  After about 10 minutes of constantly correcting him I said, "The next thing you touch will disappear forever!" His response, said with a big smile..."What if I touch my sister?"